Microsoft’s cloud computing platform is coming to this side of the planet, the company has confirmed, with Azure datacentres opening in Joburg and Cape Town in 2018. Azure delivers more than 600 services, according to Wikipedia, but Xbox Live is probably the most important for gamers in South Africa because local pings are low pings. Lowcal pings? That’s so lowcal! Tarryn, stop trying to make “lowcal” happen. It’s not going to happen.