What exactly are those words? Psyonix isn’t telling, but you shouldn’t need a sweary linguistics degree to work out what’s okay and what’s not okay. Meanie-weenie, fart-gobbler, and poo-poo-face? Probably okay. Irrelevant and vulgar references to race, gender, and that alleged thing you allege that you did to my mom last night, allegedly? Probably not okay.
Persona is a long running and extremely popular series of JRPGs developed by Atlus. They follow individual and separate storylines, but all feature the common elements of high-schoolers battling demons, while also finding time to socialise (… just like real life – Ed.). The series has also seen numerous spinoffs, such as Persona 4: Arena, and the rhythm game Persona 4: Dancing all Night. Following the latter’s success, Atlus has announced that two more dancing game spin-offs are on the way, and have released some upbeat teaser trailers.
In response to the “number one” request from fans of the first game, developer Slightly Mad Studios has confirmed that Project Cars 2 will feature 10 Ferraris, spanning “a series of historic, classic and current models carefully chosen to represent the passion, the technology and the glorious sporting history that defines the brand”.
If you were in the market for a new controller for your PC or Xbox One, Microsoft has some new controllers on the block, as well as a revamped wireless adaptor. There’s nothing new about the controllers themselves, only that they’ve had some really neat custom skins applied to them. The new colour options are called Green/Grey, Patrol Tech Special Edition, and Volcano Shadow Special Edition. Hit the jump for more.
Runic Games, the studio responsible for the fantastically stylish Torchlight series is working on a new game called Hob. It’s billed as “a suspenseful adventure game set on a stunning and brutal world in disarray”, and its latest trailer shows off that gorgeous world perfectly.
Since Bethesda first revealed back in Junethat Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus was totally happening, I’ve been really hyped about it. And I’ve found myself getting even more hyped with every newteaser released since, and I thought I couldn’t possibly get more hyped. Only now I am even more hyped, and it’s all because of the three new, generously lengthy gameplay snippets the developer recently uploaded.
And it’s totally okay because it says “adult” on the cover, so shut up, mom, it’s not even for kids, and besides, it’s got a picture of Geralt in the bath so it’s basically porn, anyway. Coming in November from Dark Horse, The Witcher Adult Colouring Book features all your favourite characters from the games, including Ciri, Triss, Yennefer, Roach, Shani, and the White Wolf himself, and presumably also has pictures without a bath in it. Maybe, like, Ciri shaving her legs in a mountain stream instead. Or Yennefer looking through her matches on Tinder. Or a botchling dancing through a field of dandelions.
Stardew Valley is easily one of my favourite games, despite the somewhat negative association it has with an ex-girlfriend. Anyway, it’s rewarding, engaging, relaxing, and about as charming as legally possible. What it lacked was multiplayer, because running a farm and exploring a dungeon doesn’t leave much time for fishing or flirting with the local singles. Fortunately, your friends can soon be put to work, as outlined by the developer recently.
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