We smear a tanker full of sunscreen (that’s 20,800 litres of sunscreen, in case you’re wondering) on our sexy bodies and take a squint at the blazing-hot Ark: Survival Evolved expansion.
I feel like I’m practically a camel at this point. Time to start practising my moos, neighs or whatever it is they do. Don’t camels spit? I think they spit, and there’s probably some form of growl in their vocabulary as well. Hang on, this just in – I did a bit of YouTube research, and camels actually make a sound that’s a bit like Chewbacca being eaten alive by a Sarlacc.