UPDATE: We’ve added the cover and contents page to the end of the post. Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN!
Would you look at that super-sexy bit of magazine cover? Isn’t it all lovely and special and eye-catching and… hang on, we can’t actually show you our May issue’s cover. Reason being: it’s top-secret. For now, at least. According to this soul-binding legal agreement we’ve signed, we’re only actually allowed to show you this Friday, the 26th of April. There’s a clause in there that explicitly states that should we not keep this secret as mega-secret as secretly possible, packs of angry wolves will descend on our office to ravage our coffee supply and use up all the toilet paper. And we simply cannot have that.
So! Return here this Friday for a peek at what you’ll be able spot on store shelves this Thursday the 25th, and possibly even today if you’re a subscriber. It makes no sense, sure: but them’s the rules!
While we also can’t show you our contents page, because of stuff and things, we can actually use words to detail some of what you’ll discover in this month’s issue. Breach the break for maximum discovery.