Fun fact: I’m writing this post on the 12th of December 2014. Does that mean I have the power to bend time to my terrible will? I THINK IT DOES. If a young George Carlin suddenly appears on your doorstep and offers to do a quick comedy gig in your living room, you can thank me later.
Anyway, it’s the future and stuff. A few days have passed since Christmas and it’s just a few days to go before 2015 crash-lands into existence. Everything’s about to change. Soon you’ll be accidentally writing “2014” on all your important documents and only realising later that you’ve made a mistake. Probably when everyone to whom you sent said document is teasing you. It’s a scary thought.
For now though, let’s relax in a state of familiar normality, and have a look at all the wondrous content contained within the first issue of your favourite magazine for 2015.