Weekend Distraction™

If you’re not dead from the Swine Flu or terrorists, then you’re going to need the Weekend Distraction™ to survive the current apocalypse. Board up your windows, put on your gas mask and jump into the bomb shelter with your laptop, we’ve got you covered for the next one-million years.


As far as Street Fighter parody videos go Ping Pong Fighter is in a class all it’s own. We’re not going to spoil it for you, but be warned. Pants are taken off, and what needs to be brought is brung, bra. WatchItNow!

We promise this is totally safe to watch at work.


While this type of game is a common occurance lately, Toss the Turtle manages to set itself apart by being quite twisted, self-referential and downright snarky. This screen really says it all:


You shoot a turtle out of a cannon, hit all sorts of bizzare objects that make him go further, earn cash to buy bigger guns, jetpacks and nuclear missiles, repeat until bored. It’s a lot more fun than it looks or sounds, trust us! We wouldn’t lie to you. PlayItNow™!

Contains mild blood, but you can handle it.
Contains mild blood, but you can handle it.


If you’re still not distracted to your satisfaction, may we interest you in previous issues of Weekend Distraction™, just in case you missed one?

Issue 1: Max Damage and Ice Breaker are sure to keep you busy for at least 10 minutes!

Issue 2: Run, Hoshi Saga 3 and Pyro II will ignite the passions within you, like a nice backrub.

Issue 3: Upgrade Complete, Vox Populi, Vox Dei (A Werewolf Thriller) and Bunny Charm will make you love all over again.