Few developers are as shameless as Tecmo when it comes to blatant female exploitation in videogames. I mean, there are some other developers out there who can match their feminine exposure, but Tecmo completely lacks that thin veneer of tact us guys can use to partially obscure our carnal interests in the digital dolls parading on screen.
Dead or Alive: Paradise is the latest case in point. This is obviously a PSP incarnation of the Xbox’s Dead or Alive Beach Volleyball, with the appeal focused very much in the same place. Players will be able to take control of their favourite Dead or Alive girl and engage in a variety of beach resort-related sports, including volleyball, surfing, and some kind of water-hopping game – all of which are sure to make scantily-clad lady flesh jiggle like mad. You can also play various games in the casino to win money to buy them even skimpier attire. Oh, and when they’re not playing sports, you can snap photos of them while they lounge around the resort in different positions.
Well, that sounds like a legitimate attempt at a decent game, doesn’t it?