Here’s the very first official Max Payne 3 trailer for 2012’s Bullet-Time ladened action game from Rockstar. This is the first time we get to see our balding, titular character in motion and it’s clear that – alright you know what, I don’t even know why I’m writing all of this rubbish; it’s Max Payne 3 for crying out loud. Just watch it already! We’ve only been waiting for like what, over eighteen months to see this game? Do it! Do it now, before Max splatters your brains all over a wall in sloooooooow-motiooooooon.


For those of you who haven’t played the first two Max Payne games, it’s worth checking them out before March 2012. This series has always been pretty heavy on story steeped in noir themes. While Max is in by far a more sunny location (Brazil!), you can be sure the plot will get jaded as hell at some point, so you might need some background as to why Max such an emo bastard. Both games are on Steam (you can buy both in a bundle for $14.99) and while the first one looks dated by now, the action sure as hell is not.

And now you’re going to have the Max Payne theme tune in your head all day.

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