Who hunches for hours in front of a PC monitor, cramping their elbows and cultivating haemorrhoids? Not me, that’s not who. Although the keyboard and mouse are pictured here on a coffee table, they are moved onto my lap and a conveniently placed cushion once the real click-looting commences. This arrangement also puts me in range of my Xbox, so I can sign into Xbox LIVE and use the party voice chat because Diablo III doesn’t have it. Improvisation, people.