It’s Wednesday, and Wednesday is a good day to die. In wet chunks. All over your own face. Can you really die in wet chunks all over your own face? Come onto Xbox LIVE at 20:30 tonight and find out. Spoilers: Yes. Yes, you can. And it’ll be by a pink shotgun too.

FAQ

Q. Do I need all the Gears of War 3 DLC to play?

A. Yes.

Q. Why?

A. Because.

Make sure to add me (nXtrmS) on Xbox LIVE to get your ticket to the gibshow.