American TV personality Conan O’Brien has been filming segments called “Clueless Gamer” for some time now. In his own words: “I don’t play games; I’m not good at them; I’m not even very interested in them” but still he creates these mock-reviews because, well, they’re pretty damn funny.
I’ve never posted one of O’Brien’s Clueless Gamer reviews because they’re not really newsworthy or necessarily made with gamers in mind. His latest episode, in which he stumbles his way through the opening few missions of Hitman: Absolution, is an exception to this rule because it nearly made me spurt coffee out of my nose. That and he brings up some incredibly valid observations about the franchise in general.
If you want to head into Absolution completely blind, then I recommend giving this a skip because it gives away locations and targets for the opening few missions. If, however, you don’t mind seeing a couple of the setups, and you want a really, REALLY good laugh, then hit that jump.