Part one of the alternate history DLC for Assassin’s Creed III is out today. “The Tyranny of King George” will add a three part DLC campaign in which Connor will have to go forth and stab George Washington for being a douche. It also has wolf ghosts in it. Wolf. Ghosts. We’re going to break the biggest Giblet rule there is by adding a “Read More…” button to this post; that way we can sneakily add the launch trailer for the DLC after the jump. If you don’t read anything by me again, it’s because the editor has broken my fingers for desecrating the Giblet Commandments.