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This $2500 “Personal Gaming Module” is a real thing that’s for sale on Craigslist. Designed exclusively for “SERIOUS GAMERS ONLY!!!!”, it includes all kinds of serious-gamers-only things like a 5.1 Dolby Digital surround system, fibre optic internet connectivity, built-in air conditioner and heating, TV and Xbox, and, uh, a “rubber lined spill proof floor” presumably for those special games you play just with yourself.

Looks like you’ll have to supply your own “NO GURLS ALOWED” sign, although the smell would probably keep us out anyway. I mean, I can smell that thing from over here – it’s a heady bouquet of stale chips, smutty putty, and a promising future in 24/7 psychiatric observation.

Source: Geekologie