Broforce! You need to be at least… THIS manly to read the rest of this post. We’ll wait for a bit while you go off to klap some mad gym, boet.

So anyway, local indie team Free Lives Games has just announced that their hyper-manly-super-violent-side-scrolling-shooter-platformer-bromance-high-fiving-action-game, Broforce, is hitting Steam Early Access on Monday 7 April. That’s in three days, fools!

Also, Free Lives recently added two new playable characters to the game: Conan the Barbarian and Danny Trejo’s Machete. They’ll be referred to as Bronan the Brobarian and Brochete, because BROS!

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