No, planning the Star Wars binge is more work. What order are you going to watch them in, and how much time do you allocate to pausing the film and discussing how weird it is that Ben Kenobi doesn’t recognise R2-D2, why Luke Skywalker – who was basically in the witness protection program on what is, if there is a bright centre in the universe, the planet that’s farthest from it – kept his dad’s surname, and what the fuck midi-chlorians are about? Also, do the prequels even count?

That’s before getting started on the Death Star melon balls.

Am I the only one who liked the prequels? I mean the originals are awesome and all but I think the prequels added a lot to the universe and has it’s place. Better light saber battles, lore of the empire, clone wars etc. It did a lot wrong but did just as much right. Darth Maul, Mace Windu, Jango fette, General Grievas, Joda in his prime are just some examples of awesomeness in there. Can you really just disregard all that?