Who doesn’t love Game of Thrones? Who doesn’t love the overwhelming horror and bitter disappointment of consistently being forced to witness their favourite characters being maimed and/or killed and/or blinded and/or forced to eat undercooked chicken over and over again? Who doesn’t love those good, carefree times?
If you answered with a resounding “not me, I’m all about them throne games and torturous salmonella”, then follow me, because we’ve got a treat for you.
Times Media Films has very kindly given us three Game of Thrones season 5 DVDs to offer three lucky humans the chance to win. As an added bonus, they’ve thrown in three Joffrey dolls as well. I have absolutely no idea what they look like, but you’re free to hurl them down flights of stairs, stab them with pencils, set them on fire and generally shower them with unbridled cruelty. If you’d like to get in on that action, all you’ve got to do is leave a comment below, and someday soon (maybe) we’ll randomly choose a winner.
Remember that even if you don’t win, Game of Thrones season 5 is available right now on Blu-ray and DVD, and with season 6’s debut rapidly approaching, now’s the time to watch season 5 again. I think that’s that. Good luck! And seriously, beware the pink chicken. That stuff’ll get you.