People, look. I’m going to be completely honest with you. It’s the Thursday before a much-needed long weekend. I’m incredibly tired. Coming up with an intro that’s even remotely clever is almost completely out of the question.

The gist of it is this: Dark Souls III is out worldwide very soon. Very, very soon. April 12th soon. Obviously, this means there’s a launch trailer to commemorate the occasion. Except it’s the Japanese launch trailer, because the game’s actually out today in Japan. If you’re not prepared to wait for the English trailer, you can watch it below the break.

There, wasn’t that nice? Truthfully, I wouldn’t know whether or not to agree with you because I’m much too zoned out to watch it right now. Honesty. It’s the best policy. Or something.

Have a great long weekend everyone!

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