goat simulator

I haven’t played Goat Simulator, but it’s apparently the best goat simulator ever made. It’s also technically the only goat simulator ever made, but that’s besides the point – and it doesn’t even matter if it’s the worst goat simulator ever made because it’s free for Xbox LIVE Gold subscribers in June, and free stuff is the best stuff. It’s the rules, everybody knows that.

The complete list of Games with Gold freebies next month includes:

Also, don’t forget that Gold subscribers also get 10 days of free EA Access on Xbox One in June. Now is the winter of dis content. ZING. Okay, I’ll stop now.

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