Just in case those interminable I’M HERE AND I’M SO HOT FOR YOU RIGHT NOW BABY notifications weren’t already enough to push you to download that free Windows 10 upgrade because you’re the kind of person who plays hard to get or whatever, this Friday, 29 July, is the last day you can do that. After that, you’ll have to pay, and nobody likes to pay for stuff they could’ve gotten for free instead.
Besides, Windows 10 is kind of rad. It’s got Candy Crush Saga. Not that I play it, obviously. But I could if I wanted to. Okay, I did. But just that one time. And that other time. Fine, whatever, I like to play sometimes. So what? It’s better than stupid Solitaire.