Yonder! A pale horse. Wait. No. It’s Death that rides a pale horse. What sort of horse does War ride? A… bloody one? That works. Let’s start over. Yonder! A bloody horse. Now I just sound like a belligerent farmer or something. This whole paragraph is a bust. Next!
Darksiders 2 has already hoofed onto now-gen consoles, and now the first one is also in re-development, apparently. According to a report over on NintendoLife, Nordic Games is working on a remaster of the game for PS4, Xbox One, and Wii U, with a $20 budget price launch expected in time for the holidays. An apocalypse? For me? Oh, Santa! It’s exactly what I wanted.