Here’s the least-exciting dystopian future imaginable: one where our descendants have super-lame online nicknames and gamertags because our generation took all the good ones. In related news, Blizzard is now offering users the chance to change their BattleTag. You know, so you can replace your outdated, meme-referencing nickname with one that is totally hip, cool and will obviously never, ever be irrelevant.

To change your BattleTag, just head over to your account management section and click on “change” under your account details. Don’t make any rash decisions though: the first BattleTag change is free, and can be used whenever you like, but subsequent changes will cost $10. Name changes can be bought in the shop.

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