PSA: Metal Gear Solid V: The Definitive Experience is out now


Just in time to complain that there’s already Christmas stuff in the shops and it’s only October but it’s actually going to be next year next week because everything is on fast-forward like that but it’s also almost bonus time so that’s rad, Metal Gear Solid V: The Definitive Experience has dropped on PS4 and Xbox One.

The This is the One You Want, Promise, At Least Until The Special Japanese XL Turbo Edition That Includes a Functional Robot version of the game includes the Ground Zeroes prequel, Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, Metal Gear Online, plus all DLC, for R599. That’s less than the price of a tank of petrol, and you should probably get more exercise anyway. Do you think Snake became a black ops supersoldier by driving to work? No, he crawled in boxes. Through a blizzard. Of radioactive snow. You kids and your cars. You don’t even know.