Alan Wake developer Remedy has made a trailer about… a trailer


And it had better be an Alan Wake 2 trailer, or else. Or else what? I haven’t decided yet, but it’s going to be something bad. The worst, even. Like, extinction level event. You don’t believe me, but you haven’t seen what our cats’ litter box looks like every morning.

There’s not much to the trailer, except that it’s about another trailer, and that’s “coming soon”. I know the whole subliminal Alan messaging thing has been Wake debunked, and Sam Lake doesn’t even 2 read NAG, but whatever it takes, you guys. Alan Wake 2.

I know it’s probably not going to be Alan Wake 2. It’s going to be something else entirely and it’s going to break my heart. But. But. But. “I’m Sam Lake.” Sam Lake. Lake. It’s not a lake, it’s an ocean. ALAN WAKE 2 CONFIRMED.

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