You might think that adding “doesn’t include dongs” to the headline of an article about a game’s trailer is a little unnecessary, and normally you’d be right. But in the case of Funcom’s Conan Exiles, it’s super necessary. See, the game’s characters sport graphically realistic genitals which you can customise with sliders, and it’s all anyone’s talking about right now. PC Gamer’s Chris Livingston has been meticulously documenting his seriously NSFW Conan Exiles wang journey over on Twitter, in case you’re feeling curious.
But the game has more going for it than gloriously detailed and animated man-parts, and its official Early Access launch trailer tries to convince us of that.
Conan Exiles is an “open-world survival sandbox game set in the brutal universe of Conan the Barbarian,” says the game’s description. “You are an exile, outcast and downtrodden, sentenced to walk in a barbaric wasteland where the weak are crushed and only the strong can live. Here you must fight to survive, build, and dominate the world alone on your own server or with enemies and allies in online multiplayer.”