Giblets: Somebody has finished Resident Evil 7 on the game’s hardest difficulty in less than four hours using only the knife

Because why? Because why not. And because obviously. YouTube guy Quizzle has clocked Resident Evil 7 on its masochist-level Madhouse difficulty mode, in a record-breaking three hours and 26 minutes, with the lamest weapon in the game. The Marguerite boss fight is, uh, interesting, and also a reminder to all the ladies out there to get those pap smears on time.

“I want to say this at the beginning of the video – I’m not a speedrunner,” he explains. “I just like to play these kinds of games.”

Me too, but I think the default difficulty setting with all the weapons was hard enough, thanks, and it took me, like, 10 hours to finish the game.