Ahead of the game’s launch later this month, BioWare has dropped a new Mass Effect: Andromeda “Exploration & Discovery” video that shows off its, uh, exploration and discovery stuff. And I’m not going to watch it, because I’ve already decided to get the game and I don’t want it spoiled. You’d think that’s a difficult prospect for a gaming writer, and you know what? It is. I’m writing an article about a video I haven’t even watched.
Okay, I watched, like, half a minute of it.
Okay, two minutes.
Okay, the whole thing. Because it’s my job, you guys, and because I have the incorruptible resolve of cake. Mmm. Cake.