You know what they say, though. Misery loves company, so you should totally look at it too. Come on. You know you want to. Just a quick look. Like, half the list. You won’t even know that everybody dies at the end if you don’t finish reading it. Ha, I made that up. The plot twist is that everybody was already dead the whole time. Okay, I made that up too. Actually, you wake up on the ark and it was all a dream.

Oh, you’re still here? Last chance to back out. Quitter. No, but you can back out if you want, but before you do, the Pathfinder – HEAVY BREATHING – is your father. Obviously I made that up. It doesn’t even make sense.

Let’s do this.

  • Andromeda’s Finest
    Collect all trophies.
  • Fireworks
    Perform 100 power combos.
  • Terminator
    Kill 2000 enemies.
  • Death from Above
    Kill 100 enemies while hovering. (Single-Player)
  • Close Combat Specialist
    Kill 100 enemies with melee attacks.
  • With Our Powers Combined
    Detonate 10 targets that were primed by a teammate. (Single-Player)
  • Pinpoint Shot
    Hit 250 enemy weak points while using a scope. (Single-Player)
  • Medic!
    Perform 25 revivals on teammates.
  • Mastermind
    Using constructs, kill 100 enemies.
  • Icebreaker
    Shatter a frozen enemy with a jump melee attack. (Single-Player)
  • Fastball
    Hit an enemy with a thrown enemy 25 times. (Single-Player)
  • Rough Landing
    Detonate a trip mine with a thrown enemy. (Single-Player)
  • Friendly Fire
    Direct your Remnant VI to attack each type of Remnant enemy. (Single-Player)
  • Trapshooter
    Hit 25 floating enemies with Concussive Shot, Lance, or Incinerate. (Single-Player)
  • Sucker Punch
    Use a melee attack to hit 25 floating enemies. (Single-Player)
  • Pyrotechnics Expert
    Light three enemies on fire with one continuous Flamethrower attack. (Single-Player)
  • Long-Distance Jump
    Travel at least 30m in a single jump. (Single-Player)
  • Matchmaker
    Complete romances with three different characters across all playthroughs.
  • Vanguard Surprise
    While cloaked, hit an enemy with a Charge attack. (Single-Player)
  • Hang Time
    Keep the Nomad airborne for 35 seconds.
  • Unwavering
    Complete an “Insanity” single-player game, or 5 “Gold” multiplayer extractions from any firebase.
  • Veteran
    Successfully complete a combined 25 strike team missions or APEX multiplayer mode extractions.
  • APEX
    Complete the multiplayer mode tutorial mission.
  • Explorer
    Complete a combined five strike team missions or APEX extractions in multiplayer mode.
  • Mission Accomplished
    Activate Meridian.
  • Activation
    Activate the Remnant city.
  • Family Connections
    Reboot the Pathfinder.
  • Liberation
    Free the salarian ark.
  • Foothold
    Establish an outpost.
  • Exaltation
    Destroy the exaltation facility or save the angaran prisoners.
  • First Steps
    Meet the angara on Aya.
  • Alliance
    Ally with an outlaw faction.
  • Pathfinder
    Become the new Pathfinder.
  • Initiated
    Gain access to the Tempest.
  • World-Shaper
    Activate the first Remnant vault.
  • Buccaneer
    Recover the krogan colony ship.
  • Building Bridges
    Stop the Roekaar leader.
  • United
    Unite the outposts against a common threat.
  • Helping Hand
    Help Vetra’s sister.
  • Signal Tracking
    Find the source of the strange signal Peebee discovers.
  • Role Model
    Rescue the asari ark.
  • Full Roster
    In single-player mode, recruit all six squadmates.
  • First Contact
    Land on an alien planet.
  • Peak Condition
    Reach Level 40 in single-player mode or Level 20 in multiplayer mode.
  • Kitted Out
    Kill a foe with a Rank 5 weapon in a single-player game or equip a Rank 10 weapon in multiplayer.
  • High Performance
    Unlock Rank 6 for each single-player profile type, or obtain a Level 6 multiplayer bonus stat.
  • Full Power
    Evolve one tech, one combat, and one biotic power to Rank 6. (Single-Player)
  • Almost There
    Reach Level 25 in single player mode or Level 15 in multiplayer mode.
  • Teamwork
    Create six strike teams or earn 25 assist medals in multiplayer mode.
  • Top Talent
    Promote a strike team to Level 20.
  • Jack Of All Trades
    Equip three different profile types.
  • All Clear
    Increase all discovered planets to 100% viability.
  • Terraformer
    Increase a discovered planet to 100% viability.
  • Craftsmanship
    Craft armor or a gun with 3 augments.
  • Data Mining
    Scan 100 different objects.
  • Cryptographer
    Complete 20 Remnant puzzles in a single playthrough.

Game’s out on 23 March.

Via Exophase.

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