So 343 Industries isn’t debuting Halo 6 at E3 next month, but it’s got “a little something” else to show, but sorry, it’s not a Halo 3 remaster. The first two games got birthday party Anniversary editions in 2011 and 2014 respectively, and with Halo 3 turning 10 in September, the timing is totally convenient. Over on Reddit, however, Halo community manager Brian Jarrard shut down speculation about whatever it is with a very unambiguous “OMG stop. There is no Halo 3 Anniversary. Dreamcrusher.

… What about a Halo Reach remake, though?