I know what you’re thinking. “Tarryn,” you’re thinking. “They’re not toys, they’re premium collectible figurines,” you’re thinking. But they’re not. They’re toys, and there’s nothing even remotely weird about playing with them in the bath, okay. Besides, R’ubber D’ucky has been terrorising the whole bathroom from the Shampoolian Spire for too long now, and it’s time for a proper reckoning.

Shipping in the US sometime in August – although local availability is another thing entirely – Funko’s Stranger Things debut toy line includes Eleven, Lucas, Mike, Will, Dustin, and the Demogorgon. Oh, and a miniature box of Eggo waffles, obviously Could this be the secret to R’ubber D’ucky’s undoing? I guess we’ll find out.

Barb’s still missing, apparently.

This should keep me busy until the next season of the show comes out of the walls in October.