PSA: GOG is giving away free copies of the first Shadow Warrior

I don’t really have much interest in playing “classic” (old AF) games anymore. Times have changed, and I’m accustomed to sexy graphics and flawless controls (kids these days, jeez – ed). But I’ve played Flying Wild Hog’s Shadow Warrior 2, and it was so good that I’m seriously considering picking up the original game which first came out around two decades ago. It’s a good thing too since GOG has decided to give it away for free.

What you’ll get for your hard-earned nothing is the full game, along with its Twin Dragon and Wanton Destruction expansions. If you think you can handle the Wang, head over here, click add to cart, and enjoy some Yakuza and monster slaying action, along with some A-grade dick jokes.

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