And it’s totally okay because it says “adult” on the cover, so shut up, mom, it’s not even for kids, and besides, it’s got a picture of Geralt in the bath so it’s basically porn, anyway. Coming in November from Dark Horse, The Witcher Adult Colouring Book features all your favourite characters from the games, including Ciri, Triss, Yennefer, Roach, Shani, and the White Wolf himself, and presumably also has pictures without a bath in it. Maybe, like, Ciri shaving her legs in a mountain stream instead. Or Yennefer looking through her matches on Tinder. Or a botchling dancing through a field of dandelions.

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