Because what else would it be about, anyway? Besides Cayde’s worst Tinder dates, I mean. Hey, I’d watch that. But for those of you who’ve maybe only just arrived on the planet from some, uh, other planet (or whatever), here’s a 101 primer about Destiny 2 so you don’t feel even more left out of Earth pop culture when it launches next week. Then we can start on Twitter, cats, bacon, the Game of Thrones finale, and that meme with the guy looking at the girl while this other girl looks at him. Actually, somebody should explain that one to me first.

Destiny 2 is out on Xbox One and PS4 on 6 September, and on PC on 24 October.

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