Ubisoft wants your farts

Not for science (… or sex), though, but for fart. I mean art. I mean South Park: The Fractured But Whole, because it’s Tuesday and I haven’t even finished my coffee and I’m not getting into the “games as art” debate.

Anyway, as part of the game’s pre-launch marketing hype, Ubisoft has opened submissions for emissions* for its first ever “I AM THE FART” competition, inviting flatulent fans to “farticipate” with video evidence of their thunder down under. The top 10 bottom bombs as voted by the public will then be judged by a panel of experts, and the winning sphincter sneeze will actually feature in the game. The competition isn’t open to South Africans, so that’s a bummer, but the trailer is a gas.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole is out on PC, PS4, and Xbox One on 17 October.

*This was Henry’s joke, but I’m using it.