How did I not know this was even a thing? Bally Midway’s 1986 arcade smash hit (get it?) Rampage is being adapted into a big budget CGI disaster porn movie starring Dwayne Johnson, and it’s legit, you guys. It’s got a mutated gorilla and some kind of… other thing that might be a remix of the original game’s megalizard and werewolf, and they’re wrecking Chicago because that’s what they’re supposed to do. Also, something about a genetic science experiment gone wrong, but that’s because movies need a coherent plot or whatever. It’s out in April 2018.