Stop what you’re doing and go play the first level of Wolfenstein 2 for free right now

Unless you’re a Nazi-sympathising, Holocaust-denying, Lederhosen-loving Dummkopf, you really need to be playing Wolfenstein 2: The New Colossus. It’s a shot in the arm for single-player gaming and it’s bloody brilliant. And right now you can hop onto your console or PC and play the first level of this fascist-bustin’ instant classic in its entirety for zero money.

MachineGames really pulled of something special with this one – the past few Wolfenstein games have been fine, but were overshadowed by bigger, better shooters every time. The New Colossus, on the other hand, is a raucous curb stomp of a game, and one of the defining shooters of this generation, I reckon.

And once you’ve tried it (which you absolutely should), and loved it (which you absolutely will), you can buy the full game at a discounted price thanks to those turkey murdering yanks and their Black Friday thing which seems to have seeped into the rest of the world like bloodied cranberry sauce. If you’re still reading this instead of getting that download started, then I don’t know what else to tell you.