I know that Marvel’s evil marketing bastards craft trailers like this just to push us all into the gnarled depths of the rumbling hype machine, and I don’t even care. The first Avengers: Infinity War trailers has been spawned into the interwebs and it’s everything you wished it would be. Look at it. Look at it. It’s a thing of beauty.

Avengers: Infinity War, man, it’s almost too much to handle. If you’re into this sort of thing, of course. Which you should be. The new trailer shows off just enough to make us all go “ooooooh!” a lot of times, and “aaaaaaaah!” also a good few times. I genuinely got chills due to pure awesomeness. And, like any good trailer, it sets up a lot of questions, teases a lot of ideas, and makes us go “oh, snap, it’s him/her/it!” over and over again right until the very end.

Okay, I’m getting a bit lost here, but that’s only because this new trailer has totally blown my mind and I’m going stop writing this and go watch all the other Marvel movies ever made (except the shit ones before Iron Man) and then paint myself green and punch my dog through a wall (pretend, like).

And then can we please discuss the trailer in the comments? I need to vent my enthusiasm with someone. Oh my god did you see that one part with the thing and that other thing?!