South Park: The Stick of Truth is coming to PS4 and Xbox One next month

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, Ubisoft’s other South Park game will be available to buy as a standalone version on now-gen consoles on 13 February, the publisher has announced, because nothing says “I love you” like fart magic, Nazi zombies, and amateur abortions.

Previously available as a South Park: The Fractured But Whole pre-order incentive on Xbox One, and not ever available on PS4 until now, the new version of the game apparently isn’t updated with any futuristic razzle-dazzle, but probably doesn’t need it either. I mean, it’s supposed to look like cheap paper.

Local pricing isn’t confirmed for the moment, but it’s a budget-bin $30 in the US.

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