From now until Monday, 11 February, Colossal Order and Paradox Interactive’s municipal catastrophe prevention coordinator sim is free to download and play on Steam, with mega-discounts of 75% on the game’s various editions if you decide that (mis-)managing a city’s water supply system is the fake job you didn’t know you’d always wanted. Or apply to be the next mayor of Cape Town and make it a real job. Hahahaha. Ha. Haha.