Deadpool 2’s new trailer introduces time-travelling supervillain* Cable with idiosyncratic style

Making fun of Superman’s moustache in Justice League, dressing up as characters from Toy Story, bums, swears, and… is that Terry Crews? Get hype.

The first proper trailer for Deadpool 2 is out now, and features Josh Brolin as new bad-guy-with-a-bionic-eye Cable, who’s come from the future to be an object of predictable ridicule and dick jokes. Except, uh-oh, his visual effects aren’t even finished.

“After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste,” the video’s description explains, kind of but not, and the actual trailer doesn’t reveal much more, anyway. “Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.”

Aaaaand go.

It’s out on 18 May.

* I mean, there aren’t any heroes in Deadpool.

New Marvel shows on Disney Plus will actually be part of the MCU so stop sulking about Daredevil already