Netflix’s Witcher series features Geralt as the protagonist, but you probably guessed that already

I mean, I kind of wanted a she-witcher because I totally need to see that inevitable internet dramapocalypse, but TV series writer Lauren Schmidt Hissrich has confirmed it’s regular he-witcher Geralt so that’s a missed opportunity for outrage about “credibility” in a show about a person who hunts supernatural monsters, and so much for the space lizard feminist conspiracy. Boo.

Over on Twitter, Hissrich has also revealed a number of other characters appearing in the show, including Yennefer, Ciri, Triss, and a lot of other names I only recognise from writing about the games because I haven’t actually played any of them because I’m the worst.

I think we can assume that a sexy bathtub is also on the list.

Fortnite could get a respawn feature like Apex Legends, because everybody copies everybody else anyway