Rockstar has announced a new update for GTA Online with Los Santos: Nightclubs, introducing – guess what, you guessed it – nightclubs to the game. Become the sleazy bar owner you were meant to be with your very own trashy, disreputable establishment so you can wash your other, even trashier and more disreputable income sources with cheap booze.

According to the press stuff, the new DLC features original mixes by electro dance DJs Solomun, Tale Of Us, Dixon, and The Black Madonna, and “the perfect cover for any other operation you might have going”. I mean, nobody actually opens a nightclub for the music.

“Run your nightclub business from setup, design, staffing and promotion; the more popular the club, the faster your secure wall safe will fill up,” the blurb explains. “Management is honest work, a tidy way to keep income from your more seedy ventures with Disruption Logistics, The Open Road, SecuroServ and Free Trade Shipping Co. looking clean as fresh laundry.”

No launch date confirmed, but it’s out sometime in July.

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