That’s Fallout 1, Fallout 2, Fallout 3, Fallout: New Vegas, and Fallout 4, in one hour, 29 minutes, and 47 seconds. I can’t roll a character in that time. I can’t even decide on a hair colour in that time.

YouTube speedrunner and questionable alias connoisseur tomatoanus clocked the games on PC in the “any%” category – so skipping otherwise irrelevant content and using whatever means necessary to finish the game, including glitches and exploits. That’s totally not cheating, according to this intriguing technique FAQ, and did you know that the Italian version of Fallout: New Vegas is four seconds faster than the English version? I didn’t, and who even counts this sort of stuff.

What are you doing with your life?