It’s baby’s first birthday today, and – what? No, it’s not. Yes, it is. Nuh-uh. YUH-HUH! No, not Fortnite Battle Royale – Fortnite: Save the World. Remember that one? I almost didn’t either, but doesn’t everybody forget about their oldest kid, and your brother is having a party too or he’s going to cry so shut up and go clean your room or I’m cancelling the clown.

To commemorate the occasion, Epic is hosting a party with some snazzy cake bling up for prizes, according to the company’s blog. That includes completing a number of in-game dance challenges, but if you wanna spoil the fun, Reddit has a cheat sheet.

Apparently the launch of the event has not been without some sticky juice box spills, so if you don’t see the balloons, don’t worry.

That’s 01:00 tomorrow local time, but you can stay up if you want because I cancelled the clown and now I feel bad.

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