Gamescom 2018: Aaaaall of the trailers! ALL OF THEM.

Most of them, anyway. I probably missed, like, one or five. I’m a busy person, okay, and I’m also working through a box of birthday chocolate thingies. In the meantime, though, this is what’s coming out hotter than last night’s drunken currywurst from the Gamescom expo in Cologne, Germany.

Darksiders 3

Metro Exodus

The Settlers

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey

The Dark Pictures: Man of Medan

Desperados 3

Jump Force

Shenmue 3

That Red Dead Redemption 2 DLC and Red Dead Redemption remake thing is totally fake, sorry