I’m not even mad. Okay, no, I’m totally mad. I could’ve bought a meat grinder attachment for my Kenwood Chef so I could realise my dreams of making my own gourmet sausage, but no. Gareth spent our savings on a Nintendo Switch instead and now he’s going to eat dust for dinner.

The new, improved, now-with-extra stuff Hollow Knight: Voidheart Edition for PS4 and Xbox One includes the game and its four expansions previously released on PC and Switch – that’s Hidden Dreams, The Grimm Troupe, Lifeblood, and Godmaster – featuring the same masochistic Metrovania mashup you know and love to hate. Or hate to love. Abusive relationships are hard to define like that.

It’s out on 25 September.