Assassin’s Creed Odyssey’s first live event cancelled because my reputation obviously precedes me

Expected to launch this week, the game’s first live event – a hit job on mercenary Damais the Indifferent – was delayed and subsequently aborted when the target, apparently true to his name, didn’t even show up.  I don’t blame him. I’m kind of notorious, you know.

Assassin’s Creed Odyssey’s live events “will allow more opportunities to face challenging battles and earn Epic and Legendary rewards” for players at level 30 and up, introducing a new mission each week. Except this week. Citing otherwise unspecified “technical difficulties”, Ubisoft confirmed that the feature’s debut would instead be postponed until next week when Damais will presumably be made to say sorry for being such a coward and take what’s coming to him. Spoilers, it’s a knife in the back. Which isn’t cowardly, okay, it’s tactical.

In the meantime, though, that’s more time to hang out with Alkibiades, so. What? No, you didn’t hear a goat. Stop making stuff up.

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