This keyboard includes a special “Stealth” key so you can instantly hide your porn, I mean surprise birthday party plans

With its mechanical keys, sci-fi typography, and a million colours to dazzle your enemies, the ASUS ROG Strix CRTL gaming keyboard is, to the casual observer, almost entirely indistinguishable from every other gaming keyboard out now. But on closer inspection, there’s something… unique about it.

Something that it’s kind of hard to imagine hasn’t been done before.

The keyboard’s F12 key serves an intriguing double purpose – whatever F12 is even supposed to do (make coffee, I think?), and a tactical nuke. The internet browsing equivalent of a tactical nuke, anyway.

According to its product blurb, the button “lets you hide all of the apps you have running and mute your audio, giving you a bit of privacy when the phone rings or someone walks in uninvited”. You know, like if you’re shopping for a present or whatever, and you don’t want to explain to your mom what that guy dressed up as a Care Bear was doing with that bucket of chicken grease and a golf ball. IT’S A PRODUCT DEMO, OKAY.

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