I dunno what’s going on in this Japanese live-action Jump Force trailer so I’m pretending it’s about a Tinder date that’s gone wrong

Although, I guess a match not being exactly how you’d expected is more or less how every Tinder date goes, isn’t it? So maybe not wrong, but this guy kept his buddies on speed-dial in case of an internet creep emergency, and that’s the sort of public awareness campaign I can support. Safety first, kids!

Game’s out on PC, Xbox One, and PS4 on 15 February.

Chuck us a tinny and pop another prawn on the barbie because Kano is coming to Mortal Kombat 11