Tetris 99 is a – guess what, you guessed it – battle royale game, and can we cancel it before it even launches because this has to stop now

A Tetris battle royale game? A Tetris battle royale game. And no, it’s not some ingenious new remix of the genre, it’s 99 people playing Tetris, until the other 98 are out, and the winner claims a cheap microwave dinner to eat, alone, because that’s the kind of person who would buy this.

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