This Resident Evil 2 PC mod swaps Mr X for Thomas the Tank Engine

Because what’s more terrifying than being chased down by an implacable, bio-engineered supersoldier? Being chased down by the unblinking eyes and pitiless choo-choos of madness.

“Honestly, I don’t know why I made this,” creator ZombieAli writes in the mod’s description, the sweat a clammy, shivering cold on his back, the dreams and screams now constant visitors at the ragged edges of consciousness, as he clicks to publish and seals the pact.