Cat head replica My Family Japan

This custom replica cat head is as creepy as it’s on my shopping list

For reasons that can probably best be explained with “because Japan”, a modelling company in Tokyo has introduced a new service making custom, ultra-realistic replicas of people’s pets’ heads. So, you know, you can wear it and confirm what your cat already knows – you’re a disgrace, Becky, and you’re going to die alone, and I’ll probably, definitely eat you.

Cat head replica My Family Japan 2
But maybe I won’t eat you. That’s like the ultimate rejection, Kevin. Not even a cat will touch your disgusting body. Now go clean my litterbox.

According to this awkward Google translation of the original press release, your one-of-a-kind My Family replica “contains a wish that you can feel free to transform into animals with a real mask and make your life more exciting than usual, to be fun”. Using photos as a reference, the artists at workshop 91 will sculpt and decorate a clone of your chonkmonster that you can use for your next holiday cards – conveniently also confirming that you won’t be bringing a plus-one to Christmas lunch without actually having to explain why.

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